Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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