You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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