this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize