Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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