I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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