i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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