He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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