did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
