I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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