Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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