Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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