I love black thongs
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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