We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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