Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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