I think I am morally bankrupt
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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