:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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