everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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