is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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