i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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