3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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