It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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