What a fucking waste of an outfit
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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