Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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