I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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