My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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