He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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