She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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