I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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