omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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