I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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