Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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