So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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