What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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