Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's never too late to be topless.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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