Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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