i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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