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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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