it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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