i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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