So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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