The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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