im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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