i barfeds in our rink
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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