4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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