Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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