I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't deserve a penis
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
