If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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