at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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