Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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