If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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