Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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