matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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