The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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