Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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