Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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