I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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