Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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