I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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